The first time Emmanuel(le) wanted to jump from a window, he was seven years old. The second time was only a few seconds ago. Not a suicide attempt this time, just another screw-up, the disastrous consequence of yet another stroke of bad luck, the same bad luck that’s been dogging him all his life. And all because he wanted a sex change! Maybe as a girl his luck might finally change, and the opportunity seemed like a good one, a “doddle”. No more need to go begging to his stuck-up bourgeois parents. Thanks to his lover and a few other friends, he was going to double his capital and pay for a flight to Bangkok, where he could pay for a penectomy and still have enough left over for a buttocklift! Trouble is, as with many things, Deadly jumps always come in threes.

La première fois qu’Emmanuel(le) Cyprien a sauté dans le vide, il avait 7 ans. La seconde fois, c’était il y a quelques secondes… pas vraiment un suicide ce coup-ci mais encore un ratage… conséquence pathétique d’une malchance qui s’acharnait contre lui depuis toujours. Tout ça parce qu’il voulait changer de sexe ! Pourtant, une fois en fille la chance aurait pu tourner, et l’occasion paraissait bonne, un coup facile… Au revoir la dépendance aux parents bourgeois et coincés ! Grâce à son amoureux de coeur et à ses amis, il allait pouvoir doubler son capital, se payer l’aller retour à Bangkok, s’offrir la pénectomie et le remodelage du fessier ! Quoique, en matière de saut comme ailleurs, jamais deux sans trois !